Want to be one of those people who annoys everyone? Someone who “bugs” friends and family members until they are politely asked to “sit quietly in a corner” or go somewhere and do something useful? To begin with, being annoying can be a little fun, but you shouldn't go too far or run into unpleasant consequences. Knowing how to annoy people a little and at the same time not bring them “to white heat” is a great skill.
Steps
Method 1 of 3: Cause a Little Anxiety
Step 1. Ignore the person
Pretend he's not there. Just act like you don't see, hear, or feel his presence. Pretend he doesn't interest you at all.
Step 2. Exaggerate your frustration
If you are annoyed by a decision or something said, express your upset in an exaggerated form. Show the person that you are sad, and if he asks you to do something, lower your head and say that you already have your plans or quickly run to the toilet. This will make him uneasy. Above all, make sure you don't get reprimanded for this behavior the next day.
Step 3. Sing
Do not just sing, but sing terribly, as if the walrus is dying of suffocation. In other words, very bad. Make this song really pissing off.
Step 4. Simulate truly annoying sounds
This point needs no further explanation.
Step 5. Say something really stupid
For example: "How does the reproductive system work in ducks?" Repeat this over and over.
Step 6. Pretend to be very, very mysterious
Say something cute and add “joke”, “can't laugh” (LOL) or “boogah” (ROFL) at the end.
Method 2 of 3: Getting Out of the Prank Lover
Step 1. Prank the person
Fart pillows are yesterday. There are better pranks. Use a hairpin or safety pin to poke a few tiny holes in the drinking straw. Or wait for a rainy day and make paper confetti, put it in an umbrella and wait for someone to open it.
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Method 3 of 3: Acting like a bothersome and intolerable person
Step 1. Try the game of "why"
Ask simple questions and, each time you receive an answer, ask: "Why?"
Step 2. Constantly poke and push the person
When he looks at you, hide behind your hands. As if, if you cover your face with your hands, he will not see you. Then repeat.
Step 3. Repeat something over and over
For example: "Hey [name], hey [name], hey [name], hey [name], you know what? I'm bored!" Works flawlessly.
Step 4. Mimic the person
This is ideal if you have the patience. If the person says a really long word that you can't really remember, just say "beeeeee". It works every time.
When mimicking, speak in a truly nasty voice. You can use a shrill and squeaky voice, or just simulate an accent
Step 5. Comment on each word of the person
But not cute. Something on the verge of cynicism, mistrust, and disappointment is best. This works well when communicating in a small company.
Step 6. Just repeat each request you make
If the teacher says to your friend, "Wipe the board!" Whisper, "Yes, [name], wipe the board!" Make sure the teacher cannot hear you.
Advice
- Feel free to use your own pranks.
- Laugh after doing something annoying.
- Don't be rude, sarcastic, or offensive. Despite the fact that annoying people is funny, nevertheless, to annoy and ridicule someone is not funny at all. Things may not go the way you intended.
- Don't go racist.
Warnings
- Failure to stop in time can be really dangerous. Having the skill of annoying people is not easy.
- You may be punished.
- They can do the same to you.
- Insulting people is really not funny. Do not do that. Please.